When striking up a conversation with a girl, when you first add a girl on WeChat, when you are looking for "prey" at a party... a short and humorous self-introduction by a boy can play a very key role - leaving a lot of impression on the girl. A good impression can also be regarded as starting the flirting skills from the opening remarks.
A short and humorous self-introduction for boys
1. Let me introduce myself, I am - Asia's Best of the Year Single dog, the image spokesperson of the Scumbag Man Competition, a national first-class honest person in love, and the promotion ambassador of the Straight Men Championship. Although I have never been in a relationship, I really like young ladies like you.
2. Hello, you may not know me very well yet, but it doesn’t matter. I will take the initiative to tease you and let you understand our relationship better and better.
3. Aliaceyo, although we are not very familiar yet, the weather is very hot, and we will become familiar in a short time.
4. I am: China’s well-known double standard, top network assaulter, champion of argumentative debate competition, I am a fish that has slipped through the net in quality education, Asian Sour Lemon Promotion Ambassador, national first-level yellow connoisseur, national The exclusive heir to the intangible cultural heritage as an afterthought. Of course, this has nothing to do with me. I am a professional and honest person!
5. Hello everyone! I am a personal trainee who has been studying for two and a half years (your name) ), likes singing, dancing, rap, and basketball. Music! Chicken, you are so beautiful~
6. Hello everyone, my first name is purity, my nickname is gentleness, and my Mongolian name is fierce. Qian, I am called Baitiao in the waves, and everyone calls me handsome guy.
7. Hello, my name is Wang Tiezhu, just call me Lao Zhao.
8. Let me introduce myself. I am 1.87 meters tall. I can cook and do laundry. I have eight-pack abs. I can build elevators. I can swim, dive, gliding, and bungee jumping. I practice Taekwondo and Sanda. My favorite thing about fighting is bragging.
9. Hello everyone, I am a biscuit. If you want to ask me which biscuit I am? I'm sorry, I can't tell you.
10. hello! As for me, the famous rainbow fart contestant, there are thousands of girls in the world, but you are the most beautiful.
Humorous opening remarks to tease girls
1. I am Zhang Quandan from Futukang No. 3 assembly line , the English name is Michelejack, and the French name is Horatio-Je Lai. My job is to assemble mobile phones. Those big-brand mobile phones are all produced by us, such as Samsung, Loki La, and Apu. ……
2. My name is Wang Dachui. I never expected that I could meet a little fairy like you today.Girl, it’s really an honor for me. This is the first time we meet. Can you let me eat the tofu?
3. My name is XXX. I live a good life and don’t cling to others. I don’t sell myself as an artist. I have been solo for 20 years since I was born. I have been upright and charming girls all my life. .
4. As for me, I don’t have any hobbies. I just like the morning sunshine, the prison soap, and your spring breeze-like smile.
5. I am a male. If you don’t believe it, you are more than welcome to verify it yourself.
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