The straight man we are talking about is the kind of man who doesn’t understand women’s hearts. Even if the girl has made it very clear, he still doesn’t know the girl’s little thoughts. So what is a straight woman? The editor below will share with you what straight women are like when chatting? I hope everyone will not be scared away by the directness of a straight woman. This is actually her most instinctive expression.
1. Ordinary girls: Wow! Fairy friends! Treasure girl! Soul joker! I want to marry, I want to marry!
Straight woman: Damn it! As expected of my brother! 66666
Boy: I can’t answer this! I can't move it, I can't move it! Withdrawn!
2. Male: "Your hair is so smooth, I really like touching your hair"
Straight female : "It must be oil. I haven't washed in two days."
Male: ...
3. Because I know that girls like spicy food, I often ask her to eat hot pot. This is the premise.
Straight woman: Don’t you have any friends? Why do you always call me when you are eating hot pot!
Male: None of my friends can tolerate spicy food, so it’s not fun to eat hot pot with them. When I want to eat hot pot, I think of you first!
Straight woman: No, my roommate knows that so-and-so. He can eat spicy food very well.
Male:...
Straight woman: He can really eat it. Have you been deceived?
Male:...
4. I have been chatting with a girl for a long time, and I often ask her questions in a substantive way, and she doesn’t respond at all, so I thought I would test her. attitude.
Straight woman: Aren’t you going to sleep yet? I’m going to bed.
Male: I’m chatting with my girlfriend, but I’m about to fall asleep. (Testing whether she knows she is the one she is talking about)
Straight woman: Okay, you can talk slowly, goodbye mom, I will sail away tonight... (Okay, she has never thought that her girlfriend is herself. )
5. The girl said she was in a bad mood, so I asked her to go shopping and planned to buy her something sweet to relieve her mood.
Male: What kind of candy do you like to eat? Help me choose.
Straight woman: Whatever, which girl do you want to buy it for? (Now I know, I said I was in a bad mood, so he bought it for me)
Male: No, no, I have low blood sugar, you can choose what you like to eat
Straight woman : Oops, why are you whining? You took it casually and left quickly!
6. A boy who has had a crush on a girl for a long time can’t help but confess to her.
Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Straight woman (frowns): Why do you have it?
The boy is a little helpless and embarrassed to say it., grabbed his ears and said: I didn’t mean that. Straight woman: Isn’t it great that you have a boyfriend? I will have one too
7. Man: Hey, hey, hey? (Call)
Straight woman:...
Male: Huh? ? Are you there? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Straight woman: If you have something to do, tell me quickly and I’ll be dead soon! ! ! ! (The whole audience was shocked hahahahahaha)
Generally speaking, boys are chasing straight women, or chatting with straight women. , be sure not to pursue her in the same way you would pursue an ordinary girl, just say it outright, because straight women are not so round and round in their hearts, and they might misunderstand you instead.
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