Many straight men simply don’t understand what awkward chatting is. They can enjoy chatting alone there, but they never realize that the girl doesn’t want to talk to you anymore and is still having a long chat on the sidelines. Here are some examples of classic awkward conversations between men and women. After reading them, you will understand why girls don’t want to talk to you.
Classic conversations between men and women
1. One evening, under the golden afterglow, he stood by the west window and quietly sorted out documents. The air froze in that beautiful moment.
I said: "I saw the sunset ~ shining on your long eyelashes ~"
He said: "I was scared to death... I thought you were going to say you saw Until the sunset shines on my long leg hair..."
...
2. One day After class, I sat two rows in front of him and he threw me a Crunchy Shark.
The girl in front of him, who was also my roommate, said, "I want to eat it too." Then he took out another yellow-packaged wafer from his bag and gave it to her. (He picked the color at random...)
As a result, the girl said, "The delicious food you gave to (my name) is not delicious to me." With a coquettish expression and tone... …
I was stunned for a moment and prepared to give mine to the girl to avoid making it difficult for him.
It turned out that he still had it in his bag, so he took it out and gave it to her. This time she said nothing.
Later I went to him to act coquettishly...well, it was really just like coquettishness...I wasn't jealous, I just wanted to tease him, and since he didn't like to be subdued, I deliberately wanted him to coax me.
I said: "Huh, you gave her two before giving me one [sad]"
He said, "Three"
I responded fully It took him two seconds to realize that he gave her three, and then he took out two more from the bag...
...I was so angry
3. One time I was in the mountains When I got lost, I sent him a WeChat message saying that I was lost in the mountains. He laughed at me for being stupid, and said with a happy smile, "Be careful of ghosts." After he sent the [ghost] expression, I couldn't hold back anymore...I almost cried.
I was very angry later that night. He said good night and ignored him. After being bombarded intermittently all morning, I replied to him at noon: I was scared by you. I rolled down the mountain yesterday. Now in the hospital.
It was obviously an angry comment. As a result, this idiot said... ah, are you serious? Take a picture of me quickly. It's all my fault. I was just joking. I didn't expect you to be really afraid of ghosts (mmp, you even mentioned this word!)... I am today I have to be on duty to see you tomorrow...
Then I felt embarrassed to say that I was lying to him...
So I took a photo of the small scratch he had made on the paper. I patted the white quilt of the nursing home for the wound, and remembered that he told me two days ago that he would escort the mentally ill to a hospital near me.I reported the name of the hospital and replied that the leader had come to express condolences to me and that my cell phone was broken...
Later, when he was no longer so anxious, I weakly asked him...if I said Will you be angry if I'm not in the hospital now...
He said, no, but if you said that you lied to me and didn't fall, I might hahahahahahaha
... ...
[...Seeing him smiling so heartlessly there...I'm scared...]
4. He was in a bad mood, so I secretly bought him durian thousand layers. Later, I felt that he had finished eating this product, so I chatted with him.
Seeing that he was in a much better mood, I said: "Did you know? Eating sweets can improve your mood~"
He said:
"Yes Because you found yourself fat after eating, so you diverted your attention?”
…
It’s rare to see such a talented straight man…
5 , in the afternoon, my roommate said, "Why have you been giggling at your phone all afternoon?"
I was very generous, so I quickly told him, my roommate said that I kept giggling at my phone, and I couldn't do it anymore. Go do something else quickly... don't be gossiped about.
As a result, he said, "What??? I'm almost mad at you and you're still laughing..."
I said, " Hmm...actually I didn't think so, I just teased you on purpose. I thought it would be fun to make you angry...Well, I went to study~"
He exploded on the spot
6 , Him: "I'm nothing like the kids who grew up by the sea and can't swim..."
I quickly comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, your skin color is quite similar~"
< p> 7. He was angry and fluently said: "Why should I listen to you? Why should everything be done according to your will? You can do whatever you want? I still want to be the secretary of the Provincial Party Committee, you let me "?"Me: "Let me, let me, you can do it" (In my heart: I can't do it even if I ask you to do it, hahaha)
He: "Sorry, that's not an appropriate example." . I want to be your father."
Me: "...Dad, I have no living expenses..." (Changing the pitiful tone)
He: "...Oh! Let me starve to death!" ! ”
Hahahaha, I feel like I’m going to be pissed off
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