Humorous love quotes for flirting with girls, a complete collection of humorous

★ Posted on 12-10,2024



Male: What should I drink in winter?

Female: I don’t know

Male: Take care of you

1. Your smile must be my presence in necessary and sufficient conditions for this.

2. If your heart is the x-axis, then I am a sine function, rotating around you, contracting and releasing.

3. If my heart is the x-axis, then you are a parabola with an upward opening and a negative Δ, and you will always be with me. on my heart.

4. I lean on the railing and stare drunkenly, the cold wind cuts my face, holding hands under the past years, will it last forever

5. I will use my forced smile to live a life that no one can compare with arrogance

6. The surprises and hopes I bring to you every day are like every element in an infinite collection. Although they are inexhaustible, they are different.

7. With you, my world is infinite, because no real number can express my deep love for you.

Male: There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have?

Female: I don’t know

Male: There is you

< p>8. Celebrities talk about love: Newton: Love is like an apple on a tree. If you walk under the tree, it may fall and hit you on the head. Shakespeare: Love may be a comedy or a tragedy, the key depends on how you treat it.

9. I keep looking at you, your profound eyes; I keep listening to your gentle words; again and again, I feel the warmth of your palms; again and again, I see your smile again in my dreams. I really want to sit in a well and look at the sky with you, because you are my world!

10. Leaning on your shoulders, watching the beautiful sunrise, silently reciting sweet wishes, a happy love affair will flourish every day; pillow on your body , listen to the singing of the waves, repeat the magical spell, and the beautiful lives collide with each other every second!

11. It is true that I once loved you; it is true that I still love you. Let us clasp our hands and turn this love into eternity - eternal love is your existence!

12. Fate is a beautiful encounter, love is the feeling of heartbeat, and love is the meeting of souls. , love is sweet longing, walking on the edge of loving and being loved, whether you see it or not, my love for you will never change!

13. When you smile, my mood is wonderful; when you cry, I will be sad and sleepless at night; your joy, anger, sorrow, and joy affect my lungs and stomach. No matter the sea changes, time flies, but my true love will never regret it!

14. You smile, and my sky becomes clear. ;You are annoyed, my weather is cloudy; your every move affects my expression; after falling in love with you, my IQ is zero; I miss you every day, but without you, I feel like I am being tortured in a prison!

Male: You are very good at holding dolls

Female: Not very good

Male: Then how can you hold my heart tightly

15. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the sky should be sunny after the rain. If it’s still rain after rain, if it’s still sadness after sadness, please let meWe calmly face the parting after parting. Smile and look for an impossible you!

16. Please don’t deceive a kind girl. There are too few kind girls in this world.

17. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I did not cherish it. I regretted it only when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years!

18. Having an affair is not just for bad men, good men also have it, so when you meet such a man , don’t beat her to death with a stick, try to give her a chance, if you can change, you can still be together. It’s not easy to have a relationship for decades. 19. When a man occasionally cheats, sometimes you don’t need to take it too seriously.

20. It is said that behind a successful man, there is often an unknown woman who supports him. Behind a failed man, is there often a woman who is known to be making trouble?

21. What is romance? Is it sending flowers? Walking in the rain? If two people fall in love with each other, You can do anything, and the feeling of thinking about each other quietly will be romantic. Otherwise, even if two people date on the moon, they will not feel romantic.

Male: Why do you want to harm me

Female: How can I harm you

Male: Why do you want me to like you so much

22. Me It’s not RMB. I can’t make it popular for everyone. Those who love me, don’t stop, and those who hate me, please continue.

23. The most joyful thing for a person: his parents are still alive, he has two close friends, and he has a lover who cannot be stolen. Everything else is just an illusion, don't worry about it too much.

24. Don’t be more than 60% drunk when drinking, don’t be more than 70% full when eating, and don’t be more than 80% in love with your lover. However, most people often get drunk, overeat, and then fall in love into fools.

25. Fortunately, happiness cannot be bought, otherwise I would have gone bankrupt. Fortunately, sadness cannot be bought or sold, otherwise I would be as rich as the country now.

26. I loved someone, but he couldn’t give me a future, he couldn’t give me time, and he couldn’t give me a sense of security. The only thing he could give me were tears.

27. If a person misses you enough, he will definitely not be able to help but miss you and come to you. It is not always that you pay attention to him before he pays attention to you. Whether it's friendship or love, there's nothing shy about it.

28. The real disappointment is not scolding, crying, or getting angry at you, but silence. No matter what you do, I feel that it has nothing to do with me anymore.

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