This society needs communication. People who can speak well can be very proud whether in the workplace or in love. However, some people are naturally stupid and just can’t speak. What should we do in this situation? Let me teach you below How do dumb people talk to girls.
1. How do stupid people chat with girls
1. Talk about the big picture , using the contrast of people's thinking to make people laugh. For example, if a girl says your skin is smooth, you can put your hand on the girl's shoulder and pretend that it suddenly slipped onto the girl's hand. She says it's really slippery. For example, if a girl says she wants to go shopping, you can ask her if she has been approved by the government and then go shopping. For example, if a girl accidentally hits you while pushing a bicycle, you can tell her whether you have a driver's license and how you can drive.
2. Give people something unexpected, but reasonable. For example, when I went to eat hot and sour noodles, I told the boss that I am not very good at sourness. You must not put too much vinegar, just one bottle. For example, you tell a girl that your eyes are watery and beautiful, especially those charming eyelashes. (High EQ Chat Humor Techniques)
3. You clearly know what the other person wants to know, but pretending to be crazy and acting stupid can make people laugh. For example, if a girl asks you where you are, but you say you are squatting in the toilet, for example, if a girl asks you how old you are, then you should say sixteen centimeters.
2. Methods to train a stupid person
1. People who are stupid should read out loud when reading. Keep reading some articles aloud every day, not only to practice speaking clearly and smartly, but also to accumulate some knowledge and information.
2. Memory is an essential quality for practicing eloquence. Without good memory, it is impossible to cultivate export. Only when you have fully accumulated knowledge in your brain can you speak freely and talk endlessly. If your mind is blank, then no matter how sharp your tongue is, it will not help. Memory, like eloquence, is not an innate talent. Acquired training also plays a vital role in it. "Memorization" is the cultivation of this ability.
3. It is recommended that people with clumsy tongues should practice in front of the mirror, train their eyes, train their expressions, and train their body language during the reading process every day.
4. A stupid person finds a speech or a piece of beautifully written prose, and then starts reading it aloud. Generally speaking, the speed is slow when you start reading aloud, and then speed up gradually, reading faster and faster each time, and finally reach the fastest speed you can achieve. There should be no pauses during the reading process, the pronunciation should be accurate, the enunciation should be clear, and the pronunciation should be as complete as possible.
3. Humorous sentences for chatting with stupid people
1. People’s brains are at least short-circuited, and I don’t even have power.
2. Every time someone is cruel to me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. He is so cute to me.However, he can still lose his temper and be speechless.
3. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.
4. If you like a handsome guy, please don’t take immediate steps. You should get to know him slowly first. Soon, you will find that I am more handsome than him.
5. I admit that I was still a pure child before I went to kindergarten!
6. I just made a very risky investment. If it succeeds, I can earn a lot of money in one go. If it fails, my two dollars will be wasted.
7. When you feel lonely, turn on your computer and play a ghost movie. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the toilet, kitchen, and room.
8. Every time I take a selfie, I find that my appearance fluctuates, sometimes handsome and sometimes more attractive.
9. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.
10. There are some things that you can’t figure out now, don’t worry, after a while you will be thinking about them and you won’t be able to remember them anymore!
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