If a woman is bored or unhappy, in addition to saying some words to comfort her, you can also tell some ambiguous jokes to make her happy. This will not only make her laugh, but also increase the bond between you. With the atmosphere of ambiguity, maybe the relationship will take a further step.
1. A girl was caught by her teacher for sleeping in class. The teacher made her run laps on the playground. It happened to be drizzling on the playground that day, so the girl had to run in the rain. At this time, a boy held an umbrella, walked up to the girl, and held the umbrella for the girl. The two of them ran together and held the umbrella together. The girl was so moved that she thanked the boy incoherently, then blushed and said in a low and embarrassed voice: "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend..." The boy lowered his head and thought for a moment, then said to the girl embarrassedly: "You misunderstood. , this umbrella is ten yuan..."
2. I was walking on the road just now, and I received a strange phone call. A woman spoke. She just said: "Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan from our company!" Before I could say anything, she laughed and said: "Sorry, it's my first time to lie to someone, I couldn't help it..." Then, she hung up... leaving me standing messy in the wind...
3. The teacher asked: You made an appointment with the girl you like for dinner. What should you do when you need to go to the toilet? To put it politely?
Classmate A: I’m going to take a pee!
Teacher: This is not polite at all.
Classmate B: I’m going to the toilet and I’ll be back later.
Teacher: Well, this is good, but there are more polite ones.
Classmate C: Let me leave for a moment. I'm going to meet a good friend. If possible, I hope to have the opportunity to introduce him to you tonight...
4. Just now, I went to the supermarket to buy food. When I came out, a four or five-year-old kid accidentally stepped on me. After saying sorry, I saw that he was quite sensible and said it was okay, and even gave him a piece of candy to eat. Then, the naughty kid was stunned for a moment, looked at me straight in the eyes and stepped on me again.
5. For women, choosing a man is like doing English reading comprehension. When you can't read, choose the longest one.
6. The girl finally mustered up the courage to confess her love to the boy and shyly asked the boy: "Do you like me?"
The boy said: "I don't like it."
The girl was heartbroken and turned to leave.
At this time, the boy stopped the girl and said to her: "Fool, you haven't asked me if I love you."
The girl burst into tears and smiled: "Then you do Don’t you love me? ”
“No.
7. The key to getting along with a girl is: if she is new to the world, take her to see all the prosperity of the world; Vicissitudes of life, justTake her on the carousel.
The key to getting along with a man is this: if he is in love for the first time, you should take off your clothes; if he has seen many people, you should be by the stove.
Ambiguous jokes that make women happy are that simple. You just need to find some ambiguous jokes and tell them to women at the right time.
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